UGLY SINGAPOREANS: December 2006

contribution by responsible citzen, WENHUI

contribution by responsible citzen, WENHUI

today's so cooold.....business communication is as boring as ever.accounting is as tough as ever.banking is as presentation as ever.mine's next week. better start doin it already.this uncle is D.I.S.G.U.S.T.I.N.G

HE ERECTED!
i know i sexy but you dont have to be like that what. Eeeeeeeeeeeee.

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hmm.. i dunno how to start
well.. it may be disgusting for the females
because he opened his legs so big
while having an erection
actually this kinda thing is quite difficult to avoid

i noticed 2 things
1) you mentioned the weather is cold
- ask ur bf if he is more prone to having erections in cold weathers
2) the dude din bring anything to cover his groin
-eg: a bag, a file or something
-but he did try shielding it with his hand

cut the poor man some slack
hahha...
thanx for the contribution anywayz!

holy inflammatory diarrhoea cabbie

today i was rushing to school so i took a cab
flagged this white MERC cab
when i got up, he was playing this malay radio programme

hey please, i know its hari raya
but public transport DO NOT play anything
other than classical and english songs
have some respect for all other races

anyway heck the asimatyoyo
since i listen to malay songs myself as well
but this driver is too much man
he was sms-ing on his phone thruout the journey

wat the freak
i dun mind if tell me u got an emergency
stop the car a while and sms at a safe stationary position
wat the freak he was sms-ing all the while till i reach school
putting my life in danger

i'm emotionally distressed!
i'm never gonna pay that extra $0.30
to punish myself EVER AGAIN!

i'm so upset
please watch out for this cab
SHB 6293 B

Reality Steps In

A:Very sweet person
B: Likes people
C: Is wild and crazy.
D: Has one of the best personalities ever.
E: A Gosh Darn GOOD KISSER.
F: People adore you.
G: Never let people tell you what to do.
H: Has a very good personality and looks.
I: Is always there for their friends.
J: Lives life for fun.
K: Really silly.
L: Loved by everyone
M: Makes dating fun
N: Damn sexy.
O: Best in bed.
P: Popular with all types of people.
Q: A hypocrite.
R:Fukin Crazy
S: Easy to fall in love with
T: a big fuckin tease
U: Really likes to chill.
V: Not judgemental.
W: Cool 2 kick it with.
X: Never let people tell you what to do.
Y: One of the best damn bf/gf anyone one could ask for.
Z: Always ready.

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how many of you are still fascinated with this nonsense?
come on-- on one look, its all praises
reality steps in, for a change..
if i were to come out with something realli terrible, i bet no one will forward it..

A: you are a useless bump
B: you are a back-stabber
C: you are friggin' ugly
D: your mum's a whore
E: you have STD
F: you are a loner
G: you are a loser
H: nobody likes you
I: your breath stinks
J: you smell like a skunk
K: you have no family upbringing
L: you poop in your pants
M: you should kill yourself
N: you ought to get a sex change
O: you are a liar
P: you are balding
Q: your body is inproportionate
R: your face is deformed
S: you have zero IQ
T: you have zero EQ
U: your parents are ashamed of you
V: you are as fat as a cow
W: you are forsaken by God
X: you have smelly feet & armpits
Y: your girl/boyfriend's face looks like your elbow
Z: you are a slut

COME ON, TRY IT!
its fun!
now you have been cursed by the ninahbu monster.
if you don't forward it in 5 days, all your milk in the fridge will turn sour and richard branson's airship will crash into your apartment. michael jackson will touch your butt and ronald mcdonald will give u soggy fries for the rest of your life.

yours sincerely,
MING

oh man

today i was taking bus
this old man sitting beside me opened his leg
sooooooooooooooooooooooooo wide
i think can put a watermelon inside
no no.. lydia sum can sit in the gap

i almost wanted to take a picture of him
but i remembered my phone is out of order

anywayz i hope he doesn't sit on his old saggy balls
pui!

OLD SCHOOL

i was taking this shuttle bus in tampines

notice the floor is those metal plates ones

its the FIRST GENERATION shuttle bus

which has phased out nong nong nong nong ago

quite touched to see it and get to sit in it after such a nong time

nice logo

Lets Take Ownership if Our Litter & Make Singapore Littler Free = )

i think its pretty cute
but are singaporeans gonna give half a damn? NO!
wake up people!

FREE CAMPUS CALLS HIPPIES

ohohoho.. i find this quite funny

and for today...

when the dustbin is just 5 steps away..

these buggers have to leave their trash on the seats
how lazy are these people?
but i'm glad tampines is cleaner than woodlands 10000 times

suspicious object at the bus stop!!!!

here's another.. is that a bomb?
actually its better than those trash hanging loosely with rancid juice oozing out of it
maybe there's a orange plastic bag littering organisation
syndicate.. they call it