Rules By Hand

i know many ppl dun know traffic rules..
but we all should have the courtesy to keep left, when..
a) u are cycling along a 2-way traffic
b) u are a slow rider
c) u are carrying children, heavy load (that makes u slow moving)
d) its elementary, slow moving traffic keeps left, fast overtaking lane on the right
(every idiot who live long enough knows)

yet we have irritating ppl hogging the right side of the escalator when others are trying to catch the train on the mrt platform. a lucky malay guy escaped my camera cos i was listening to mp3 today. and some school kids have to block up the entire path. where's the consideration? though i wasn't rushing for my train, i could see the inconveniece caused.
for myself, knowing i'm a very immobilized sick man (flu-carrier), i stick to the left patiently. if anyone "excuse me" from behind, instead of taking the right lane. i'll gladly (while "accidentally) sneeze on his/her pretty face.
also yesterday, there was this blind peddler setting his stall right in the middle of the pedestrian walkway to the traffic light. my mum told me that she and her friends had advised him to move to a side, while he insist on hogging his self claimed territory. being an evil man like many other singaporeans, i will not be apologetic if i accidentally knock into him. if he had watched some EPL before he went blind, and pretends to clasp his injuries while rolling on the floor with pain, he should join the next Superstar having an extra talent compared to mr wei lian. i'm a great actor too, my expertise is leonardo dicaprio in Catch Me If You Can.

u must be thinking "u evil man! i hate u!"
yes i'm an evil man in this evil world writing an evil blog.
so u should write about me in ur blog.