Saturday, September 27, 2014
Friday, September 12, 2014
Sunday, August 17, 2014
Thursday, April 17, 2014
綜藝大熱門 20140416 踢走主持大哥！搶奪大熱門主持棒
Wednesday, April 16, 2014
Thursday, April 10, 2014
ASUS X502C went Swimming
Accidentally spilled tap water on my ASUS X502C laptop (Intel Core I3 - 3217U, 1.8GHz; 4GB memory; 500GB HDD, OS WIN8). The keyboards began to make these little meep meep beep beep sounds. To avoid a short-circuit, I immediately power down the machine.
Friday, March 18, 2011
Monday, December 20, 2010
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Check this out!
Translink Driver shows Christmas Spirit
Drivers here are very patient with handicapped
unlike in Singapore
and ALL buses have wheelchair ramps
NO SUBWAY HERE
Whoever is leaving this mess, kindly clean up after yourself! It is disgusting and unhygienic on a hot day and unpleasant for those of us who do keep communal areas clean!!! =(
Monday, November 08, 2010
WHAT THE PENIS?
Saturday, October 30, 2010
DISGUSTING BRISBANE (Spring) II
Saturday, October 23, 2010
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! =D
Friday, October 15, 2010
Contribution by Responsible Citizen, Ming
(same name as me, but its not me)
MRT lifts are designed for the middle-aged
Senior citizens please wait for your turn!
More disgusting people at
Wednesday, October 06, 2010
FREE RAZER GEEK PACK
FREE RAZER GEEK PACK
RAZER is giving away free keyboards, mouse blah blah IT geeky gaming stuff worth over $500! Just need to fill in your name/email/country of residence. GLHF!
This is not a scam./virus/wadevergeekyterm.
Viruses do not speak Singlish hor! Hor? La? Leh? Lor?
Anyway they have 1,337 sets of geek stuff to give away.
Upon entering your email and stuff, you'll receive a confirmation mail.
Upon verification, you'll get to be in the Lucky Draw.
Ya.. Thats about it.
GLHF (good luck have fun), geeks!
Tuesday, October 05, 2010
A funny episode happend to my Singaporean friend
when she called to collect her passport in Hong Kong
(My friend's lines are in BLUE)
*pressed "1" for English
*man who picked up spoke proper english and asked if he could help
*'i wanna know if my pp is ready for collection'
*'yes ma'am, please hold on for a second.'
*'WHHHHYYY??? dim yeung hor yi bong dou nei?'
*'hello, i 'd wanna know if my pp is ready for collection'
*'may i know your name please?'
*'sXXX sXXX pXX'
*'dang dang wait wait please spell it ar'
*'ohhh share shao pee?'
*'err... no...' (before she finishes her sentence)
*' dang dang eh wait a mou ment i check.'
*'oh hahaha your passport last week already ready ar, haha i called u once u didnt pick up ar.'
*'oh, but i left my email with you as well right? i have been checking my mails everyday since my passport was approved. and i havent got any emails from you.'
*'yes ar, gum because my email spoy yel, sou i dont email yew la haha i only call u la. hahhaha'
*'err... what?' <--- i actually thought the email server was down
*'aiyah, because last weaak, my pc is dar-on, sou i cannot email you la hahaha, i chow called you law.'
*'er.. u mean you did not email me because your computer is down?'
*'yes ar but now okay ga la.'
*'alright, but i still didnt receive emails from you.'
*'yah i call u didnt pick up ar.'
*'any wey, your passi port already ready for connection, yew can come dar-on any time u want'
*'alright may i know who i'm speaking to?'
*'no ar! eye reeen'
*'yes ar haha'
*'so do i look for u when i get there?'
*'no ar u just come duc la can already la.'
*'alright thank you and bye'
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
SPRING BREAK 2010
The beach was dirty as hell
with all the plastic bags and plastic cups
Hope they feel guilty after seeing some dead seagulls
Where were you guys when the drunk Abos
were smoking and scaring everyone on the train?
Morning Scene outside Coles
You see Aussies are pretty well-dressed
They even go to the supermarket in
proper pants and covered shoes (not all though)
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Contribution by "Idiot"
Friday, September 24, 2010
Finally for this post, I would like to share a CASE STUDY
about this Taiwanese dude, 张富杰 who goes by a more famous name - 励志哥
What is this term "励志哥"?
Its used to describe men/women who are fucking hideous-looking
yet has a gorgeous partner
It was made famous by 张富杰 in December 2009
his forum nickname goes by - 励志哥
His famous quotes
(Mandarin: If you are willing, you will get a girl)
(Mandarin: If you're still complaining about life being unfair, take a look at me!)
King Ming says
True! Stop blaming your bad luck with ladies/men!
You can always do something about it
If you're fat - Go slim down!
MBA Sammy Phua did a research and discover that 33% of the fat people
has a mental barrier which they used to comfort themselves
to acknowledge that being fat is
A. Inheritant B. Norm C. Acceptable
Wrong, wrong and wrong!
The biggest discrimination in the world is not against people with darker skin
it is with fat and obese people
How so? It is due to the lack of exercise, indulgence in bad posture and over-eating
And stop saying you have "big bone" - bad excuse!
If you have a bad personality - Practice kindness and be a better person!
If you are poor - Get a fucking job!
If you have ugly features - Get a plastic surgery! Or learn to apply make-up!
You are the master of your own life and destiny.
It is not God's will for you to take up 1.5 seats on public transportation
If you have deformities - No one is stopping you from becoming a nice person!
ITS TIME TO WAKE UP, PEOPLE!
(Note: Throughout the 励志哥 segment, I did not mention Jay Ng Jiajin)
DISGUSTING BRISBANE (Spring)
I have no idea why Aussie juveniles love to smash glass
Every now and then (especially weekends)
They come out, got drunk and starts smashing things
I believe Aussies have a much bigger drinking problem than Indians
At least Indians beat up their wives at home
and do not behave as a public nuisance
I am a Complain King!
but seriously, I don't like the Librarian's attitude
I queued for 20min at the IT Helpdesk
and she just clicked on the Griffith University Website
and read aloud to me like I'm some illiterate China student
"Library and IT Help will not be able to provide any technical support beyond this self-help guide"
I replied "So you're not gonna offer any form of assistance?"
She simple nodded and smile at me.
Other librarians at least help me book an appointment with in-campus IT technicians
This is a BLOODY OUTRAGE! Shame on you!