Dirty Brisbane Bus

I hate to sit in dirty buses =(

Call Police

Jeez.. Who stole the button?

SUMMER DAYS

Check this out!
Translink Driver shows Christmas Spirit


Drivers here are very patient with handicapped
unlike in Singapore
and ALL buses have wheelchair ramps


NO SUBWAY HERE


Claire Bear:
Whoever is leaving this mess, kindly clean up after yourself! It is disgusting and unhygienic on a hot day and unpleasant for those of us who do keep communal areas clean!!! =(

WHAT THE PENIS?

(click image to enlarge)
Email from Lin Xiaojie (no idea who he/she is)
Seriously, "Horrible English" would probably be your answer from the tutor..

DISGUSTING BRISBANE (Spring) II

In Singapore, we usually put our shoes in the shoe bag


See! China girls drink 750ml of milk every morning
thats why they are bigger size than us!


Errmm... why is the cubical door on the floor?
Photo from Myer Centre

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! =D

BABYFACE poster 22 Oct 2010
Come on! You can use a better poster girl
Seriously!


I like to read silly/crude messages in the cubicals
Some of them are really funny!

MRT LIFT

Contribution by Responsible Citizen, Ming
(same name as me, but its not me)

MRT lifts are designed for the middle-aged
Senior citizens please wait for your turn!

More disgusting people at
http://disgustingpeople.blogspot.com/

FREE RAZER GEEK PACK

FREE RAZER GEEK PACK


RAZER is giving away free keyboards, mouse blah blah IT geeky gaming stuff worth over $500! Just need to fill in your name/email/country of residence. GLHF!
http://razerzone.com/

This is not a scam./virus/wadevergeekyterm.
Viruses do not speak Singlish hor! Hor? La? Leh? Lor?
Anyway they have 1,337 sets of geek stuff to give away.
Upon entering your email and stuff, you'll receive a confirmation mail.
Upon verification, you'll get to be in the Lucky Draw.

Ya.. Thats about it.
GLHF (good luck have fun), geeks!


http://mydemoninyou.blogspot.com/

SHARE-SHAO-PEE!

A funny episode happend to my Singaporean friend
when she called to collect her passport in Hong Kong
(My friend's lines are in BLUE)

*pressed "1" for English
*man who picked up spoke proper english and asked if he could help
*'i wanna know if my pp is ready for collection'
*'yes ma'am, please hold on for a second.'
*music plays*
*'WHHHHYYY??? dim yeung hor yi bong dou nei?'
*'hello, i 'd wanna know if my pp is ready for collection'
*'may i know your name please?'
*'sXXX sXXX pXX'
*'dang dang wait wait please spell it ar'
*spells name
*'ohhh share shao pee?'
*'err... no...' (before she finishes her sentence)
*' dang dang eh wait a mou ment i check.'
*'oh hahaha your passport last week already ready ar, haha i called u once u didnt pick up ar.'
*'oh, but i left my email with you as well right? i have been checking my mails everyday since my passport was approved. and i havent got any emails from you.'
*'yes ar, gum because my email spoy yel, sou i dont email yew la haha i only call u la. hahhaha'
*'err... what?' <--- i actually thought the email server was down
*'aiyah, because last weaak, my pc is dar-on, sou i cannot email you la hahaha, i chow called you law.'
*'er.. u mean you did not email me because your computer is down?'
*'yes ar but now okay ga la.'
*'alright, but i still didnt receive emails from you.'
*'yah i call u didnt pick up ar.'
*'any wey, your passi port already ready for connection, yew can come dar-on any time u want'
*'alright may i know who i'm speaking to?'
*'rin'
*'sorry?'
*'RIN'
*'R-I-N?'
*'no ar! eye reeen'
*'oh I-R-E-N-E?'
*'yes ar haha'
*'so do i look for u when i get there?'
*'no ar u just come duc la can already la.'
*'alright thank you and bye'
*'byebye!'

SPRING BREAK 2010

The beach was dirty as hell
with all the plastic bags and plastic cups
Irresponsible teenagers!
Hope they feel guilty after seeing some dead seagulls


Yea right!
Where were you guys when the drunk Abos
were smoking and scaring everyone on the train?
WHERE?


Morning Scene outside Coles
You see Aussies are pretty well-dressed
They even go to the supermarket in
proper pants and covered shoes (not all though)

Contribution by "Idiot"

Contribution by Responsible Citizen "Idiot"


7th month is over


private under cover HDB carpark

Taiwan 励志哥

Finally for this post, I would like to share a CASE STUDY
about this Taiwanese dude, 张富杰 who goes by a more famous name - 励志哥

What is this term "励志哥"?
Its used to describe men/women who are fucking hideous-looking
yet has a gorgeous partner
It was made famous by 张富杰 in December 2009
his forum nickname goes by - 励志哥
His famous quotes
只要肯去勾就有女。
(Mandarin: If you are willing, you will get a girl)
如果你还在抱怨上天对你不公平，麻烦你看看哥吧
(Mandarin: If you're still complaining about life being unfair, take a look at me!)

King Ming says
True! Stop blaming your bad luck with ladies/men!
You can always do something about it
If you're fat - Go slim down!
MBA Sammy Phua did a research and discover that 33% of the fat people
has a mental barrier which they used to comfort themselves
to acknowledge that being fat is
A. Inheritant B. Norm C. Acceptable

Wrong, wrong and wrong!
The biggest discrimination in the world is not against people with darker skin
it is with fat and obese people
How so? It is due to the lack of exercise, indulgence in bad posture and over-eating
And stop saying you have "big bone" - bad excuse!
If you have a bad personality - Practice kindness and be a better person!
If you are poor - Get a fucking job!
If you have ugly features - Get a plastic surgery! Or learn to apply make-up!
You are the master of your own life and destiny.
It is not God's will for you to take up 1.5 seats on public transportation
(quote: disgustingpeople.blogspot.com/)
If you have deformities - No one is stopping you from becoming a nice person!

ITS TIME TO WAKE UP, PEOPLE!
(Note: Throughout the 励志哥 segment, I did not mention Jay Ng Jiajin)

DISGUSTING BRISBANE (Spring)

I have no idea why Aussie juveniles love to smash glass
Every now and then (especially weekends)
They come out, got drunk and starts smashing things
I believe Aussies have a much bigger drinking problem than Indians
At least Indians beat up their wives at home
and do not behave as a public nuisance


I am a Complain King!
but seriously, I don't like the Librarian's attitude
I queued for 20min at the IT Helpdesk
and she just clicked on the Griffith University Website
and read aloud to me like I'm some illiterate China student
"Library and IT Help will not be able to provide any technical support beyond this self-help guide"
I replied "So you're not gonna offer any form of assistance?"
She simple nodded and smile at me.
Other librarians at least help me book an appointment with in-campus IT technicians
This is a BLOODY OUTRAGE! Shame on you!

Rules

I wonder why no one really cares about
the "food and beverage in lab" rules
Maybe following rules is a Singaporean thing..

Golden Coast

Wa.. So smart.
Park scooter at bike stand with bicycle lock too!

FML FML FML

Some asshole tore out the sticker
and paste it upside down
Means more toilet users will
1. waste water when they use it
2. find difficulties flushing down big pieces of stool bombs


Very detailed drawing of a phallus
found in the computer lab


Contribution by CKM
to http://disgustingpeople.blogspot.com/
Reads: This couple was sitting at a prata store having prata. They made fun of the indian serving the food and used racist jokes on the. Scolded them for bad service just to mock at them. Their final bill was settled with a $2 note with the "girlfriend" saying "hey take take take" in a mocking manner as she smiled. They feel that indians are just jokes? Look at themselves. Theyre a bigger, FATTER joke to the society.

AUGUST updates..

This is why I dun really like to go to Fortitude Valley
A lot of silly drunkards who do stupid things..


Contribution by Responsible Citizen, Richard-san
From Singapore

Photo taken during YOG
Terrible!

saturday...

No idea who drew his under-sized phallus
on the bus...


Nothing disgusting..
I just thought PINK TURBANS are cool..


This guy in front must have came from Canberra
He got snowflakes on his hair..

Smelly Feet

I still don't understand
why people can put their smelly feets on chairs
and think its alright..

June Updates

I always find discarded socks and adult underwear
all over the place in Brisbane - so often
It makes you wonder where the other sock is
or whether the underwear has cum/semen-stains


Note: Please do not speak to the Driver when bus is in motion.