UGLY SINGAPOREANS

sorry media, i'm not an etiquette/social watch dog, just a huge fan of public transport. and i would realli enjoy having a gracious bus/mrt ride once in a while. this is juz a hobby, i dun bounce off the walls when i see irresponsible public commuters or disgusting singaporeans. i can be reached at leongmingen@gmail.com for more information, please DO NOT add me on msn or friendster.

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

oh no.. where do i chuck my rubble

while preparing for the lesson on how to take pictures..
here's another problem


for those fat ppl who needs to take up 2 seats
problematic
especially when its a crowded bus
and they're in front of the queue
the opportunity cost is 2 adults and 3 children get to the seat

but of cos i'm not discriminating against fat ppl
(though i kinda hate moses lim and lydia sum)
maybe SBS can build some seats specially for the obesed population
for the people who eat too much hamburgers and fried chicken
special seats like those green ones for the handicapped and aged
special seat extension.. see the difference

bagus!
maybe can paint the seat yellow also
cos yellow can hide the vapours/droplets from sweaty butts also
also, the fat ppl can have more space to themselves
i noticed the aunty in yellow (above) is quite paiseh
especially when this old uncle carrying an electical box fan stares at the seat
she try to be nice and shift inwards
but no matter how hard she shift, its of no use!
the remaining part is not even enough for a primary school kid's butt
amitabha..

or maybe we should ban hamburgers and fried chicken
just like the government bans smokers
NO hambergers and fried chicken in any where near public places, shopping malls, bus stops, interchange. you can only secretly fry chicken and make ur DIY ramlee burgers in the discreet of ur own kitchen. if not u'll be arrested by officials.
and also, jack up the price of cooking oil!
make fun of fat ppl on television, like show more chen li ping shows. to make fat ppl motivated to go for slimming session. force slimming companies and fitness centers and gyms to cut their prices. make wei lian (winner of jue dui superstar) and taufic (winner of singapore idol) say on every form of national media: "u can be blind or of the minority race and become an idol of singaporeans, but not when u are fat!" fat-fat-make-them-feel-bad!

hmm.. i think thats enough.
i've nothing against fat ppl. sorry if u are a fat reader of this blog. i'm only a considerate public commuter, but am uneducated and uncivillised. also, i'm evil. RAR! i'm sorry if i offended u guys, and those who have fat parents. i have fat parents too. but i'm not ashamed. cos they can squueze into a bus seat.
to be more fair, i'll also write about how horrible skinny people are. happy?

7 Comments:

At 8:25 AM, Blogger sÞ¡ηηєє said...

ahhahaha nice illustration!

 
At 11:30 AM, Blogger juz_A_ga| said...

aiyoz. dun say bigger sized until like that lehz. it's not their choice mah........

 
At 3:01 PM, Blogger Semi-charmed Kinda Life said...

thanx
i'm a meanie

 
At 3:01 PM, Blogger Semi-charmed Kinda Life said...

thanx
i'm a meanie

 
At 10:55 PM, Blogger blueapple said...

LOL.. i like the evil way! =/

 
At 9:37 PM, Blogger Moon said...

Hi, I noticed that u always take pics of ugly, smelly and fat people. Sometimes, good looking, slim gals have inconsiderate attitude also.

see : http://moonflyer00.blogspot.com/2005/05/this-girl-is-such-btch-she-leaned-her.html

 
At 6:10 PM, Blogger Semi-charmed Kinda Life said...

thanx for visiting people.. =)

 

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