UGLY SINGAPOREANS

sorry media, i'm not an etiquette/social watch dog, just a huge fan of public transport. and i would realli enjoy having a gracious bus/mrt ride once in a while. this is juz a hobby, i dun bounce off the walls when i see irresponsible public commuters or disgusting singaporeans. i can be reached at leongmingen@gmail.com for more information, please DO NOT add me on msn or friendster.

Thursday, November 03, 2005

QUICK LESSON

a round of appaulse for my guest stars: Ah Tay and Edison
*clap clap clap*
the long awaited lesson on how to take pictures of inconsiderate commuters are here!
anywayz i'm kinda in a hurry so i'll make this very quick..
i'll answer all your queries tomolo.


DO NOT take pics like this
damn bleeding obvious u're taking a picture
and ur inconsiderate commuter will look away


slightly drag urself lower down the seat
rest ur arm on ur stomach and lift ur wrist
there u can take ur time wit the pictures without beign noticed


this is another way
pretend to be attending a call
but u have to be experienced enough
and know your camera enough
85% of my pics are taken this way
be generous, take multiple shots for selection later
cos u can't aim


choose to stand up and position urself near the sitting target
this position is usually used by ppl who take down-blouse pictures


this is another clever way
but also, u need to be a bit more experienced wit ur camera phone



the above are a few ways
of cos i reserved some tricks for my own use
but let me warn u guys who may abuse these tricks
DO NOT take downblouse/upskirt pictures of girls
image ur "up-pants" pictures kena posted online
or ur gf or mother's zao geng pics
if u realli wanna ignore my warning
and dun believe in cause and effect
go ahead, hope u get caught

have a nice day

12 Comments:

At 11:15 PM, Blogger juz_A_ga| said...

hahahaha!~ good sia! still got demo!

 
At 12:22 PM, Blogger sÞ¡ηηєє said...

nice demo!!! hahahaha thanks ah... next time i take MRT i try hor hahaha

 
At 9:51 PM, Blogger MING - a gentle wind said...

haha.. thankyou thankyou
next time show me wat u all have taken =)

 
At 2:22 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

my phone makes a loud clicking noise when you take pictures with it. worst of all there's no option on my phone to turn it off.

but then again i can swear and wave my arms around if they've any problem with me taking a picture of their kiasu mush.

 
At 4:49 PM, Blogger bixiathemermaid said...

hahah. heyy darling! =) nice tactics!

 
At 11:03 PM, Blogger blueapple said...

wah... good one! but then my hp will have the sound.. and cannot turn off one!! >,<

 
At 10:03 AM, Blogger juz_A_ga| said...

I guess in a way those HP cameras with sounds that you can't turn off are supposed to be deterrents for the MANY MANY MANY upskirts and downblouses. I won't be surprised if every girl in singapore has a photo in sggirls by now.

 
At 11:32 AM, Blogger Merv Kwok said...

wah kaoz man. this is just wat i needed! needa practice the harder techniques

 
At 7:05 PM, Blogger Agagooga said...

Actually they move from taking photos to videos.

 
At 7:25 PM, Blogger .::: .: :.:. :.: ... ::: :. .::. .: :. ::. said...

this makes me recall the joke about the parrot's owner teaching the parrot what not to say.

 
At 6:09 PM, Blogger MING - a gentle wind said...

yes.. we now have a lot of upskirt downblouse videos in 3gp format online. photos are kinda passe.

i agree with little fish. actually i'm not realli bothered by other people who are hardcore voyuer fans. i'm juz stating my stand to show my skills are not put into "evil" use. and i dun encourage that.

phone res are low, but good enough. i mean i'm not realli keen to put these people's face on my blog. macham WANTED criminals like that.

 
At 12:54 AM, Blogger Finsology said...

How apt! Read this:

http://averilchan.blogspot.com/2006/01/twizzer-terror.html

and this:

http://averilchan.blogspot.com/2005/09/man-on-bus-7.html

or this:

http://averilchan.blogspot.com/2005/09/crouching-tiger-sleeping-people.html

=)
At least I've found somebody who share common interests as me..Tee Hee Hee...

 

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