Crazy Taxi

SHC 0520 E
HO HEE KUO
CITY CAB

this a**hole cab driver who gave me hell
i was rushing to my cousin's wedding last saturday
so i asked the cab driver to go to this church at paya lebah
that uncle doesn't know where it is
even when i showed him the map

wats worst?
he was driving with one hand
keep on counter-steering for nothing
the taxi was like swaying left to right

i almost vomitted
i almost shove the taxi magazines up his anus
thanx for giving me a great time on the cab

i'm feeling merciful
i shall not write to citycab