UGLY SINGAPOREANS

sorry media, i'm not an etiquette/social watch dog, just a huge fan of public transport. and i would realli enjoy having a gracious bus/mrt ride once in a while. this is juz a hobby, i dun bounce off the walls when i see irresponsible public commuters or disgusting singaporeans. i can be reached at leongmingen@gmail.com for more information, please DO NOT add me on msn or friendster.

Saturday, November 19, 2005

MORE DISGUSTING COMMUTERS


these ppl are blocking the door
and this guy in yellow is so fat he ji tao cannot go through the door
u think other ppl can squeeze through him to exit
solution:
-move to the rear (and block the ppl behind)
-lie on the floor (and make the floor oily, slippery and dangerous)
hmm.. forget it!


no this is not the headless horseman
the guy in green on the right
obviously he is sleeping
and leaning his head against the glass window
i tell u, our bus windows and the mrt plastic panel is so disgusting
it has oil stains, human tissues, sweat, strands of hair on it
u can never see me looking through the glass


answer to popular demand
this is the PUSHER
to put ur leg on the seat in front of u
there is a way to counter PUSHERS at ur back
stay tune!
to be taught in the next lesson


spot the missing slipper
dear commuters, please do not remove ur footwear
nobody wans to smell ur stinko feet
and if i were to walk pass it, i'll make sure i kick it out right before the bus takes off
ask my frens, i ever kick a butch's shoe down the mrt track


this aunty wearing loads of leopard prints
think she got 2 handphones and 2 bags very yah-yah
(who knows maybe she stole a bag)
her one bag and handphone need to sit on one seat
a lot of students came in later and she din give em her seat
bloody monster, hope ur kids and grandkids get bullied in school
i also got 2 fancy phones with line, i also never hao lian (pui!)




this ah peh is the "resident evil" of bus 969
i've been trying to take his picture for 2 years
finally i caught him in my "net" yesterday
this si peh kiasu dai beh kia
-cuts everyone's queue in the morning
-sneak into queues and pretends nothing happens
-push and nudges his way into bus
-rush to get seats on bus snatch wit ANYONE
if he is ur father or u know him in anyway,
please tell him "SHAME SHAME SHAME!!!"


this uncle very weird
keep staring at everyone make sure nobody look at him
before falling into deep slumber
hmmm.. nothing disgusting
juz that i felt discomfort being stared at, by a man
of such age and built
hahhaha..


yes, thats our famous model of disgustingpeople.blogspot.com
his name is "tay-tay"
to his left is this man who needs to take up 1.5 seat
also the famous angle of 120 degrees
must be something scientific and natural
like da vinci's magical fibonacci numbers
120.0 - the number of disgusting people


this guy also
why must open the leg so big?

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nothing disgusting in this picture
just something extra
so hows everyone and their newly acquired skill of taking pictures on public transport
this is a very good shot i took (self praise) for reference
any idea which technique i used?

8 Comments:

At 10:46 PM, Blogger Singapore Calamari said...

Heh heh, slippers I dun mind.. Take off slippers or not, their toes are there in the open.

If stink, dun take off slippers also stink...

It is those ppl who take off shoes that I dun like..

 
At 5:12 PM, Blogger shadesoflife said...

haha.. i love your blog

 
At 5:59 PM, Blogger Semi-charmed Kinda Life said...

thanx ppl!

 
At 2:13 AM, Blogger blueapple said...

Haha.. ur blog is getting more interesting..

 
At 1:19 PM, Blogger juz_A_ga| said...

ya.. slippers not so bad. it's shoes that cannot take out in public.

ok lahz. e guy open his leg and no one sit beside him still nvm.. heehee... but the blocking of the door at the bus.. that one cannot sia. unless he going to get down soon bah.

 
At 3:35 PM, Blogger limejuice said...

piang. change ur img server la. lousy. zzz

 
At 2:11 AM, Blogger Mr Lee said...

Great work mate but I can't view the photos.

 
At 2:20 PM, Blogger Semi-charmed Kinda Life said...

sorry guys..
yea i trying to get a new image host

 

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