UGLY SINGAPOREANS

sorry media, i'm not an etiquette/social watch dog, just a huge fan of public transport. and i would realli enjoy having a gracious bus/mrt ride once in a while. this is juz a hobby, i dun bounce off the walls when i see irresponsible public commuters or disgusting singaporeans. i can be reached at leongmingen@gmail.com for more information, please DO NOT add me on msn or friendster.

Sunday, January 01, 2006

WELCOME BACK

THE MRT DOME
many ppl at underground MRT stations like to stand in a dome formation in front of the door
looking ready to charge in immediately when the door opens
even the SWAT/STAR team don't stand like that to ambush their enemies


of cos, the yellow markings are all ignored
they are standing all over the yellow line
by the way, this is city hall



VIP VACANT SEAT anyone?
from bugis/lavender all the way back to your home
accompanied and protected by two tall, tanned and handsome foriegn workers
who look identical to the MARIO BROTHERS
and of cos they smell of the sewers too



please train your animals not to climb on the seat
do not encourage such behaviours
all pets on public transport must be in their transporters
and your transporter is meant to be slotted under your seat
not on the seat and unleashed
seats are reserved for human beings



wa lao..
can you believe this?
pi sai on the bus!
why so many ppl like to share their pe sai?
(pi sai = mucus)



more vandalism and bitching
some ppl call this the public transport graffiti
i enjoy reading them very much
it keeps me updated on the creative vulgarities kids use these days
and of cos the cute little gangs who outshined others through advertising
please la.. dun be a stupid cock!



wa lao..
poor arm rest on an SBS bus
i've seen a lot of ppl, especially kids
they like to pluck foam off the seats and arm rest
when u put ur hand on it
it feels kinda rotten
brrr...



yes yes..
this bleeding uncle
was coughing without covering his mouth in the MRT
spreading his germs
who knows he may have SARS?
so please carry a tissue paper or hanky
to cover your mouth whenever u are ill and need to take a public transport
worse to worse, sneeze or cough into your own shirt





have a nice day
happy new year 2006!

9 Comments:

At 4:26 PM, Blogger Moon said...

call me racist.. or anything.

I certainly would not prefer to sit near foreign workers. Rather stand all the way.

 
At 10:59 PM, Blogger blueapple said...

Haha.. me too..

The pi sai one.. very disgusting! >,<

 
At 9:31 AM, Blogger Semi-charmed Kinda Life said...

thanx peps

 
At 11:44 PM, Blogger juz_A_ga| said...

yes. that nose shit is gross.
oh, a pity you don't have photos of evidence of christmas/new year molestation reports?

 
At 9:25 AM, Blogger Semi-charmed Kinda Life said...

i witness those when i was single, now cannot la. got gf, gotta bring her to safer place. btw those $#^%$^ realli deserved to be beaten up.

 
At 3:42 PM, Blogger juz_A_ga| said...

ah. ya. dun let ur gf go. i never understood why my bf didn't want to bring me go. now i do. haha!

 
At 3:29 PM, Blogger juz_A_ga| said...

err.. long time no update?

 
At 8:41 PM, Blogger Semi-charmed Kinda Life said...

sorry man...
haven been talking public transport

 
At 5:43 PM, Blogger Kudious said...

wah.. u still took these pple pic. haha i must salute u

next time i take train must be careful too, wait kena snap for bad habits. haha

 

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