sorry media, i'm not an etiquette/social watch dog, just a huge fan of public transport. and i would realli enjoy having a gracious bus/mrt ride once in a while. this is juz a hobby, i dun bounce off the walls when i see irresponsible public commuters or disgusting singaporeans. i can be reached at for more information, please DO NOT add me on msn or friendster.

Friday, December 09, 2005

wat a day!

today i went to sentosa..

my god!
these street-side gang are promoting and recruiting all the way into sentosa's free shuttle bus service. and if its a scam to sabo their friends, they're not so stupid. if these mobile phone numbers end up with SSB, they "hor gao gan" liao! good luck.

this indian woman i dunno whether is local or foreigner. HORRIBLE! she tried to cut everyone's queue at the underwater world station and was politely asked by the sentosa crew to join the queue. she then pointed at me (i just joined the queue), used her black bag as a baricade and try to put psychic (or maybe magnetic) barrier behind me showing all jaws, black gums and yellow teeth, growling at the teens orderly queueing behind me. while her 2 other friends push and tug everyone to get behind me. then she slid in under the metal bars victoriously.

more MRT stories..
"please stand behind the yellow line, not ON the yellow line, madam"

i was taught in primary school to give away seats to the elderly, the pregnated females and the handicapped. also i have read in tay-tay (our very own model - eh bah!) 's girlfriend's blog; about people wanting to give the seat to pregnant ladies, but unsure whether they are super fat (rolly polly belly) or realli pregnant. hmmm.. toughie eh?
today i face the same situation.

so there was this sri lanka (i guessed, cos its not malay and she smell like sri lanka crabs) lady in front of me. so i stared at her belly and thinking "hmmm.. pregnant lady.. NOT" but wa lao.. her belly is realli bombastic! reminded me of the MI LE FO (smiling buddha) at the temple.

aha! so i spotted another belly poppin out of crowd. pregnant lady! FINALLY!
time for me to show my chivalry, to offer my warmed seat to the lady and the child in the womb. gong de wu liang.. give one seat benefit two people. amitabha!

but wait.. why she wearing jeans?
and from my experience of watching so many celebrities get pregnant lately and my relentless efforts of touching the MI LE FO (smiling buddha)'s belly in hope to "tio beh pio" (strike lottery). i have touched so many MI LE FO's belly to know its a belly, not a pregnated stomach. maybe pregnanted wit something else like chocolate, donuts, cheeseburgers & Big Macs, supersized fries, MEGA SUPER DUPER Big Glup, KFCs.. or maybe feaces.
definitely no baby inside.
so disappointed am i, i was halfway through un-buttoning my shirt, already revealing half of my Superman logo. sigh.. no luck!

just then, this indian woman sitting beside me (who probably never seen almighty MI LE FO before) gave her seat to her. and this pink cheeseburger lady exploded into the seat and fell into deep hibernation. i sniggered discreetly at the indian woman cos she was carrying shopping bags with christmas wrappers. yes, this is the season to be jolly, giving and kind. but u made a mistake this time! so am i going to give her my seat? no! she must learn her lesson.
watever u say.. call me "disgusting people" or watever.. i dun care!
best is get all ur frens and suan me on my comments page, come boost my traffic.

back to the story..

the indian lady then realise her mistake when pink lady's boyfren came along and stood guard in front of his hibernating bear fair lady while she sleeps. how did she find out?
probably she was CLEVER enough to notice pink lady's boyfriend was pregnant also.

pink lady and pregnant-also boyfriend alights happily at simei.
and they live happily ever after...

for the sixteenth time, i am not RACIST not am i discriminating against FAT people.
they just happen to appear when i'm scouting for disgusting people. wat? my best friend is a fat hairy bangladeshi okay? and he's got nothing against me doing this blog. stop being sensitive people!

anywayz to get your minds free off the band wagon of disgusting public commuters for a moment. here's something nice and pleasant..

two children playing quietly in the MRT trying to twist each other's fingers off their hands (i've no idea how they can be violent and quiet at the same time), while their mother (in pink) sleeps peacefully beside em. and they dad (sitting on my left) smiling proudly at his kids' play.
awesome kids.

have a nice day!


At 12:05 PM, Blogger strawberri from heaven. `` said...

interesting. hahah. veri funni =)

At 7:42 PM, Blogger Semi-charmed Kinda Life said...


At 1:20 PM, Blogger juz_A_ga| said...

haha! ya. i agree abt the pregnant vs big bellied people. heehee..

At 7:00 PM, Blogger lene said...

nice. but be careful about the posting pictures part. i don't think it's very nice.

At 8:13 AM, Blogger shadesoflife said...

ha. cool post.

At 3:20 PM, Blogger Bao said...

If you are not racist, and against fat people, you wouldn't post their photos here and humiliate them. It's really not nice at all, even tho their faces are not shown. You should enjoy life more and complain less, don't be too uptight.


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