UGLY SINGAPOREANS

sorry media, i'm not an etiquette/social watch dog, just a huge fan of public transport. and i would realli enjoy having a gracious bus/mrt ride once in a while. this is juz a hobby, i dun bounce off the walls when i see irresponsible public commuters or disgusting singaporeans. i can be reached at leongmingen@gmail.com for more information, please DO NOT add me on msn or friendster.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Reality Steps In

A:Very sweet person
B: Likes people
C: Is wild and crazy.
D: Has one of the best personalities ever.
E: A Gosh Darn GOOD KISSER.
F: People adore you.
G: Never let people tell you what to do.
H: Has a very good personality and looks.
I: Is always there for their friends.
J: Lives life for fun.
K: Really silly.
L: Loved by everyone
M: Makes dating fun
N: Damn sexy.
O: Best in bed.
P: Popular with all types of people.
Q: A hypocrite.
R:Fukin Crazy
S: Easy to fall in love with
T: a big fuckin tease
U: Really likes to chill.
V: Not judgemental.
W: Cool 2 kick it with.
X: Never let people tell you what to do.
Y: One of the best damn bf/gf anyone one could ask for.
Z: Always ready.


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how many of you are still fascinated with this nonsense?
come on-- on one look, its all praises
reality steps in, for a change..
if i were to come out with something realli terrible, i bet no one will forward it..

A: you are a useless bump
B: you are a back-stabber
C: you are friggin' ugly
D: your mum's a whore
E: you have STD
F: you are a loner
G: you are a loser
H: nobody likes you
I: your breath stinks
J: you smell like a skunk
K: you have no family upbringing
L: you poop in your pants
M: you should kill yourself
N: you ought to get a sex change
O: you are a liar
P: you are balding
Q: your body is inproportionate
R: your face is deformed
S: you have zero IQ
T: you have zero EQ
U: your parents are ashamed of you
V: you are as fat as a cow
W: you are forsaken by God
X: you have smelly feet & armpits
Y: your girl/boyfriend's face looks like your elbow
Z: you are a slut

COME ON, TRY IT!
its fun!
now you have been cursed by the ninahbu monster.
if you don't forward it in 5 days, all your milk in the fridge will turn sour and richard branson's airship will crash into your apartment. michael jackson will touch your butt and ronald mcdonald will give u soggy fries for the rest of your life.


yours sincerely,
MING

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