kueh sioh ar?

i hate those ppl who like to sit so close to me
i mean leave some gap la
i know i'm hot
if u're feeling cold, buy urself a sweater
stop squeezing me to the corner
move a little!
you wun fall off the seat

and also i hate ppl who put their bags on the seat
depriving another from sitting down
especially some aunties who like to put
their dripping wet plastic bags on the seat
wa lao-- who dare to sit there after that?

lastly those morons who reads the morning papers
(not the smaller ones like Today)
and they stretch their hands so much they invade into my space
sometimes the edge of the newspaper even tickles my nose
wats worse? when i peep over to look at their papers
they show me an irritated face
"eh-- its only 70cts, buy ur own papers"
you know wat its like?
its like you walk ur dog at the neighbourhood park
and tell the joggers not to stare at its private parts
or those ladies who go town without wearing their bras
and complain about ppl staring at their nipples
like WHAT THE HELL?