UGLY SINGAPOREANS

sorry media, i'm not an etiquette/social watch dog, just a huge fan of public transport. and i would realli enjoy having a gracious bus/mrt ride once in a while. this is juz a hobby, i dun bounce off the walls when i see irresponsible public commuters or disgusting singaporeans. i can be reached at leongmingen@gmail.com for more information, please DO NOT add me on msn or friendster.

Sunday, September 30, 2007

more scribblings

sorry for the digression
i still blog about disgusting people, yes

here you go:

errr-- so bo liao
i still dun understand why people like to write their own names on buses

1. is it because they like their names so much?
then buy some flowers for your parents to thank them

2. or is it because they think they own the seat
so they do their markings?
with a similar level of intelligence and civilisation
why don't you pee around the seat
that will mark your territory just as well
and hey! you may even allow males to know if you're on heat
so they hang around your seat waiting to hump you

3. or is it because you wanna practice writing ur name?
then buy an exercise book
with that much risk of getting caught for vandalism
and wasting ink of marker pens, correction fluid
you could buy a nice exercise book for 30cts
to write ur name all over the book


please stop scribbling on the bus
cos i suffer from severe mental illness
i'm extremely suspicious about scribblings that i do not know the source
crop circles and pyramids gets me jumpy
about aliens visiting Singapore
i believe these are signs they left to communicate with us
Jingxi, Xinting, Chloe, Michelle
you are invited to film Paranormal Investigation of Temsek Polytechnic
(you can find the series by doing a search on youtube)

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