THE FART MAN

this morning, this guy totally grossed me out
i was waiting for my bus at a bus stop near my house
then i saw this guy doing some contingency marching routine
wat we call the 'hentataki" (marching on the spot)
lifted his leg three times periodically
upon the third lift, his fart exploded

PLEASE DO NOT SQUEEZE YOUR FARTS IN PUBLIC
it is perfectly normal for human to fart
and it nothing shameful
but at least do it discreetly
and please - no fart surfing

if u realli have a bad stomach
bring a plastic bag
to contain all ur farts
bring ur farts home
the same way you would do to dog litter