sorry media, i'm not an etiquette/social watch dog, just a huge fan of public transport. and i would realli enjoy having a gracious bus/mrt ride once in a while. this is juz a hobby, i dun bounce off the walls when i see irresponsible public commuters or disgusting singaporeans. i can be reached at for more information, please DO NOT add me on msn or friendster.

Saturday, October 29, 2005

how to take pictures

speciall for spinnee
the next post will be on

stay tuned!

this dude is on the watch for kiasu singaporeans
pictures included

special thanx to juz_A_ga who brought the blog owner to disgustingpeople


this aunty keep lodging her mushroom head towards me like a hammer
actually more like super mario keep forcing himself on the bricks hoping there's a mushroom

this helpful malay boy opens the door for all the old ladies at the polyclinic
while her mother (behind in tudong) waited for her medicine colection

Thursday, October 27, 2005


ok la.. maybe she's the pantry cleaner aunty

this old lady have to sit her handbag on her right
luckily she skinny
if its some old fat grannies, i think i'll fall off the seat

munch munch..
munch munch..
yummy yummy..
nice tarts

this mealworm lady was eating bread crumps
her little "old mcdonald"-singing daughter was sitting on her right
probably eaten all the bread
left the bread crumps for her mother

singaporeans now of days take for granted the clean buses we have now
i remember when i was much younger
there're always cockroaches on the bus
especially those non-aircon shuttle bus
and later in those air con bus, still can see little cockroaches crawling around

now we got clean bus they wanna dirty it
then SBS have to spend money to employ more cleaners
they complain the bus fare go up by 5ct
please la.. juz because its not ur personal vehicle
doesn't mean u dun have to keep it clean
if u wanna take a ride in a rubbish truck
next time i see the SembWaste truck i let u know la

Sunday, October 23, 2005


i was taking my shuttle bus home
when this couple boarded and the girlfriend sat beside me
then the boyfriend (i think) squeezed in between us

he try to open his leg to 90 degrees already leaning on my leg
so i shifted over a little, already sitting like i got no dick
and that girl crossed her legs

then he began to get comfortable being given in
wa lao.. cannot forgive his 120 degrees wide spread
bet his balls kena abrasion
his leg even crossed over to my boundary

and look! its a two-sitter
in between got a bump to separate the two seats

this time realli du lan already
look carefully if he's ur friend
if u know the girl sitting beside him
please tell her that guy ought to be kicked in the balls


enough of the unpleasant experience
this is not such an evil world after all, lets have some warmth in singapore
see picture above, the woman in the box
i was sitting at the corner right "behind" her
later when these mother and daughter came, i willingly gave my seat to them
you must be thinking "wa-- wat a nice guy, i can marry this kinda guy"
but sorry, i'm not the bleeding considerate commuter.
the award rightfully goes to the chinese woman in red; and in the red box.

because she stinks. smells like ermmm.. rotten pork
then how do i know wat rotten pork smells like?
well.. i dun, cos she's wearing red, it reminds me of red meat and she's a little plump.
beside me were a group of nice soft spoken maciks in tudongs who alighted at paya lebah
probably going to the mosque, at first i tot it was em
not because i'm racist (i'm not) but the fact that i was sitting at the corner
so i inched in and smelled their tudong (yes, i do that, i'm a freak)
but its not them, after they alighted, the smell was still very pronounced
so i took out a piece of tissue paper and tested the wind direction in the mrt
and i caught the culprit - the aunty in red
(please also note, being the nice guy, i'm shielding the maciks from the pork)

why is she considerate?
cos she knows she's smelly and she din sit down and stink everyone
in fact she chose to stand at a corner where the plastic board blocks her smell from being blown all the way down the mrt carriage. and take note, she got good scientific mind! only that her surface area was probably too big and the odour molecules overflowed slightly through the gap. so the corner seat suffered. imagine if its an old lady sitting there, i think sure knock-out. but kudos! we still have considerate singaporean public commuters.
if u happen to know her, or maybe ur mum does, do praise her for me!

for a final note, juz in case i get mean comments again:
no, i'm not trying to sabo the PRC mother and daughter wit the pram.
its juz normal instinct cos after all i'm a considerate commuter and it wouldn't be nice to warn them the considerate aunty stinks. and juz in case i get mean comments saying "so u think u write about other ppl very nice? u are not nice. u are an evil man! i hate u!" yes please hate me, and tell all ur frens to visit this site. make up the most 'happening' story u can.

for the finalest note, u can also take it that i'm trying to educate the public.
to make singapore a better place to live in.
for ourselves, our children, and our children's children.
sorry for being cheong hei (long-winded). have a nice day!

Saturday, October 22, 2005

thanx ppl

cheers to everyone who visited this blog.
either u like it or not.. i'm on full alert to inconsiderate (disgusting or non-disgusting) singaporeans
juz make sure u remember my face
cos u may appear on my blog


you you you.. old man wit big balls!!!!

arghhhhhhh!!!! i hate u!

Saturday, October 15, 2005


today i came across 3 disgusting singaporean

this fat macik sitting beside me was trying to kill me wit her blue sling bag

this fat uncle puts his arm on the seat beside him so no one dares to sit there

later he moves behind
gesturing "smelly" with the two bangla construction workers in front

and this.. malay or chinese, race unknown

bloody hell.. another one with big balls

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

horrible people

bad english on public transport

wat the hell?
mucus under the office table

Saturday, October 08, 2005

stupid kids

parents, please tell ur kids NEVER to do this!
its very inconsiderate and irritating!