sorry media, i'm not an etiquette/social watch dog, just a huge fan of public transport. and i would realli enjoy having a gracious bus/mrt ride once in a while. this is juz a hobby, i dun bounce off the walls when i see irresponsible public commuters or disgusting singaporeans. i can be reached at for more information, please DO NOT add me on msn or friendster.

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Rules By Hand

i know many ppl dun know traffic rules..
but we all should have the courtesy to keep left, when..
a) u are cycling along a 2-way traffic
b) u are a slow rider
c) u are carrying children, heavy load (that makes u slow moving)
d) its elementary, slow moving traffic keeps left, fast overtaking lane on the right
(every idiot who live long enough knows)

yet we have irritating ppl hogging the right side of the escalator when others are trying to catch the train on the mrt platform. a lucky malay guy escaped my camera cos i was listening to mp3 today. and some school kids have to block up the entire path. where's the consideration? though i wasn't rushing for my train, i could see the inconveniece caused.
for myself, knowing i'm a very immobilized sick man (flu-carrier), i stick to the left patiently. if anyone "excuse me" from behind, instead of taking the right lane. i'll gladly (while "accidentally) sneeze on his/her pretty face.
also yesterday, there was this blind peddler setting his stall right in the middle of the pedestrian walkway to the traffic light. my mum told me that she and her friends had advised him to move to a side, while he insist on hogging his self claimed territory. being an evil man like many other singaporeans, i will not be apologetic if i accidentally knock into him. if he had watched some EPL before he went blind, and pretends to clasp his injuries while rolling on the floor with pain, he should join the next Superstar having an extra talent compared to mr wei lian. i'm a great actor too, my expertise is leonardo dicaprio in Catch Me If You Can.

u must be thinking "u evil man! i hate u!"
yes i'm an evil man in this evil world writing an evil blog.
so u should write about me in ur blog.

Monday, September 26, 2005

horrible people captured this week

this stupid chinese old uncle
refuse to remove his "bomb" package

stupid army bugger crossing into my territory
left half of my butt outside the seat

i'm not discriminating against malay public commuters
but most of these impolite and incosiderate passengers are malays and very old chinese
why? is it something that has to do with upbringing?

Saturday, September 17, 2005


yesterday i was taking 293 home happily
till this fat malay uncle reading malay newspaper sat beside me
bloody hell.. actually he's not exactly that fat
but he put his little blue plastic bag (of food) beside him
and he have to open his legs so damn wide
macham he just had his circumsicion done

note the screws on the seat in front
flabby thighs tries to eat into space of muscular thighs

one leg out of the seat
trying very hard not to trip passengers who just boarded

so i was left wit this meserable one third of the space
and almost falling out of the seat at every sharp corner turns
please be more considerate lah!
we are civillised people of tampines!