sorry media, i'm not an etiquette/social watch dog, just a huge fan of public transport. and i would realli enjoy having a gracious bus/mrt ride once in a while. this is juz a hobby, i dun bounce off the walls when i see irresponsible public commuters or disgusting singaporeans. i can be reached at for more information, please DO NOT add me on msn or friendster.

Saturday, October 30, 2010


In Singapore, we usually put our shoes in the shoe bag

See! China girls drink 750ml of milk every morning
thats why they are bigger size than us!

Errmm... why is the cubical door on the floor?
Photo from Myer Centre

Saturday, October 23, 2010


BABYFACE poster 22 Oct 2010
Come on! You can use a better poster girl

I like to read silly/crude messages in the cubicals
Some of them are really funny!

Friday, October 15, 2010


Contribution by Responsible Citizen, Ming
(same name as me, but its not me)

MRT lifts are designed for the middle-aged
Senior citizens please wait for your turn!

More disgusting people at

Wednesday, October 06, 2010



RAZER is giving away free keyboards, mouse blah blah IT geeky gaming stuff worth over $500! Just need to fill in your name/email/country of residence. GLHF!

This is not a scam./virus/wadevergeekyterm.
Viruses do not speak Singlish hor! Hor? La? Leh? Lor?
Anyway they have 1,337 sets of geek stuff to give away.
Upon entering your email and stuff, you'll receive a confirmation mail.
Upon verification, you'll get to be in the Lucky Draw.

Ya.. Thats about it.
GLHF (good luck have fun), geeks!

Tuesday, October 05, 2010


A funny episode happend to my Singaporean friend
when she called to collect her passport in Hong Kong
(My friend's lines are in BLUE)

*pressed "1" for English
*man who picked up spoke proper english and asked if he could help
*'i wanna know if my pp is ready for collection'
*'yes ma'am, please hold on for a second.'
*music plays*
*'WHHHHYYY??? dim yeung hor yi bong dou nei?'
*'hello, i 'd wanna know if my pp is ready for collection'
*'may i know your name please?'
*'sXXX sXXX pXX'
*'dang dang wait wait please spell it ar'
*spells name
*'ohhh share shao pee?'
*'err... no...' (before she finishes her sentence)
*' dang dang eh wait a mou ment i check.'
*'oh hahaha your passport last week already ready ar, haha i called u once u didnt pick up ar.'
*'oh, but i left my email with you as well right? i have been checking my mails everyday since my passport was approved. and i havent got any emails from you.'
*'yes ar, gum because my email spoy yel, sou i dont email yew la haha i only call u la. hahhaha'
*'err... what?' <--- i actually thought the email server was down
*'aiyah, because last weaak, my pc is dar-on, sou i cannot email you la hahaha, i chow called you law.'
*'er.. u mean you did not email me because your computer is down?'
*'yes ar but now okay ga la.'
*'alright, but i still didnt receive emails from you.'
*'yah i call u didnt pick up ar.'
*'any wey, your passi port already ready for connection, yew can come dar-on any time u want'
*'alright may i know who i'm speaking to?'
*'no ar! eye reeen'
*'oh I-R-E-N-E?'
*'yes ar haha'
*'so do i look for u when i get there?'
*'no ar u just come duc la can already la.'
*'alright thank you and bye'