sorry media, i'm not an etiquette/social watch dog, just a huge fan of public transport. and i would realli enjoy having a gracious bus/mrt ride once in a while. this is juz a hobby, i dun bounce off the walls when i see irresponsible public commuters or disgusting singaporeans. i can be reached at for more information, please DO NOT add me on msn or friendster.

Friday, June 30, 2006

hello folks

i get a lot of questions about this smiley face
this is a burnt mark created by a normal 50cts lighter

a lighter is placed leaning on the back of the seat in the above manner
and after igniting it, the burnt mark will appear as a "smiley face"
because of the design on top of the lighter
it is usually found at the more behind seats on an SBS bus

massively vandalised wit markers, spray paint and correction fluid
tsk tsk tsk

good boy!
even though no one was sitting beside this kid
he put his bag on his lap
good job. or maybe he got gold bars inside his bag la. who knows.
but its good courtesy/practice which most aunties do not know
on a crowded bus, they have to be invited to remove their bags on the seat beside them

wake up your ideas, aunties!

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

foxy aunty


by boomyboon

Monday, June 26, 2006

hmm.. it never ends

little scribbles of vulgarities everywhere
wonder why these ppl like to write the word "fuck" everywhere
wats so big deal about the word "fuck"?
does it make u feel powerful using it?

can't stand these kids blasting their songs in the bus
its as if we wanna listen to ur songs
this girl was playing some lousy choice of reggae
and the world cup song
wats wrong wit her?
too stress from school?

hate to see this
ppl stuffing rubbish underneath between the seat
this one was a tissue paper (used/unused)
its still disgusting to me
wats wrong wit u ppl?
u make us singaporeans look bad!

sweaty peeps

man on right
sweaty after a badminton game

kids on the right
sweaty after a badminton game
should we reserve some place near the door
for elderly, handicapped, pregnant ladies
AND stinky and sweaty ppl who dun use perfume after their games???

another poor chair behind
looks like penknife marks
wat wrong has the chair done to u?

Thursday, June 22, 2006

hai.. more

note, the aunty in blue (its a "she" she got boobs)
sitting beside the poor student
she think she got testicles, can open her leg so big

another yah-yah-banana auntyhogging a seat wit her shopping bags

yucks.. wat is that?
looks sticky and yucky
must be those ppl juz buy fish from the market

Monday, June 19, 2006

bus time

ooh.. i took this bus number 15 today

they got yellow seats
ermm.. think my camera is not so good wit colours
anywayz its this YELLOW

very nice

woo.. how did they crack the seat?
usually is the screw part loosen cos ppl behind put their leg up

guess wat this ah ma is doing?
beside the fact that the bus is VERY crowded and she hogged the seat wit her bags

yes.. she's peeling and eating orange
while everyone (including myself) are swaying left to right
trying to keep our balance
give us the seat and stop eating ur orange on the bus
can't u wait till u reach home?
if she's ur grandma, please give her a good scolding

Saturday, June 17, 2006

nothing disgusting today

not everyday is a disgusting day
juz some observations

was quite facinated by these two old ladies - why?
the one on the right was wearing some glittery blouse, an LV bag and some adidas soccer boots
and the one beside is dressed like a mama-san
and they're about the same age

this poster is damn cool
i love it. the adidas +10
my fren said the price of all the players in this poster can buy the globe
well.. maybe can buy microsoft la
zidane alone is £46.5 million (sold to real madrid)
luis figo is £37.4 million (sold to real madrid)
hernan crespo is £35.7 million (sold to lazio)
rio ferdinand is £29.1 million (sold to man-u)
ronaldo is £28.9 million (sold to real madrid)
david beckham is £24.5 million (sold to real madrid)
thiery henry = priceless

tot it was quite paisey to let these 2 old farts stand on the train
many ppl (including myself) made offers
but they rejected
act tough syah

always tot it was quite cool to travel to/pass orchard mrt
cos can look at how ppl dress up in different styles
but to a similiar destination

Sunday, June 11, 2006

more public commuters

this is wat i call the "pole-dancer"
they like to grind their ass along the pole
lean against it like their lovers

this cute lil boy entertains himself sitting on the floor
playing wit his imaginary artillery (left/right hand)
shooting each other and exploding
quite cute

the opportunity cost of putting ur stupid plastic bag on the seat
is the comfort of another tired public transport commuter
selfish pig! pui!

on the left, these two malay boys were blasting reggae on their handphone
i tot it was quite funky cos i personally enjoys it
then this encik wit a songkok boarded and stared at em
they immediately plugged and shared the earphones

i think malays are quite funny
my frens will pretend to act guai or decent
when maciks wearing tudongs walk pass
its not realli about being rebellious
guess they're juz plain playful

a pleasant lil train ride

another big baller
this guy have to open his leg damn big

guy in black
trying to impress his fren, girl in white
try to talk wit a "act-beng" style
extremely annoying

crying babies in the train
but this baby quite cute
so i forgive him/her parents in the name of god

this kinda photographs are my favourite
see anything wrong?

look at the door area
i call this tudong-romance
girls who wear tudong are suppose to be conservative right?
but this girl here tries to get romantic and touchy wit little boyfren
got the "forbidden love" effect

love to see ppl doing things that are
1) socially unacceptable
2) banned (eg: NS man hugging girlfren in uniform/smoking in public)

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

stupid ppl

ppl used to enjoy doing this
slotting the bus ticket between the gaps on the seat in front
until the clever and environmentally friendly invention of
translink card and EZlink card
but still u see tickets kiap-ed there

ya.. who cares?