AMDK SMRT

Look at how this AMDK sit..

Once upon a time

Once upon a time way before Stomp, there was Disgustingpeople.blogspot.com/

Supermarket Trolley Thief

Contributed by: Jonapong

綜藝大熱門 20140416 踢走主持大哥！搶奪大熱門主持棒

綜藝大熱門 20140416 踢走主持大哥！搶奪大熱門主持棒

If you've missed last night's 綜藝大熱門, here's the link to the video. Try to find me in the front row 

錯過昨晚節目的可以以下鏈接看哦 我在前排

http://youtu.be/8qoKWciGa9c 

King Ming on 綜藝大熱門

昨晚 #綜藝大熱門 有沒有注意到觀眾席前排有個長得很像梁朝偉？錯過了今晚還有下集哦。

ASUS X502C went Swimming

Accidentally spilled tap water on my ASUS X502C laptop (Intel Core I3 - 3217U, 1.8GHz; 4GB memory; 500GB HDD, OS WIN8). The keyboards began to make these little meep meep beep beep sounds. To avoid a short-circuit, I immediately power down the machine. 

Tipped it upside down to drain out the water and googled for similar experiences.

After half an hour, unscrewed all 11 screws from the bottom and removed the keyboard, then carefully unplugged the little tape cable thing that attaches the keyboard and touch pad to the motherboard. 

Tipped open the keyboard (as shown in photo) and full blast blow dry it under a standing fan for a couple of hours. Tried to power up the machine but Windows 8 refused to start up. Gave me the BIOS (blue) screen which refuses to load Windows. Hence powered down and continue to blow dry it. 

By next morning, Windows started up normally with a few "hang" here and there, but fully functional.

In the following day, everything was back to normal. 觀音媽保庇！

PS: If it's beer, wine, soda spill, you may have to strip down the motherboard and wash it in pure DISTILLED water or pure alcohol before drying it completely (around 12-24 hours depending on your climate). If the water has reached your powered motherboard and f*cked up the circuits, you may need to buy a new laptop/notebook (unless under warranty).

ASUS Service Center (Singapore)

No. 8 Burn Road

#11-16 TRIVEX

Singapore 369977

T: +65-66369163

350m walk from Tai Seng MRT Station (2 stops after Paya Lebar)

Dirty Brisbane Bus

I hate to sit in dirty buses =(

Call Police

Jeez.. Who stole the button?

SUMMER DAYS

Check this out!
Translink Driver shows Christmas Spirit


Drivers here are very patient with handicapped
unlike in Singapore
and ALL buses have wheelchair ramps


NO SUBWAY HERE


Claire Bear:
Whoever is leaving this mess, kindly clean up after yourself! It is disgusting and unhygienic on a hot day and unpleasant for those of us who do keep communal areas clean!!! =(

WHAT THE PENIS?

(click image to enlarge)
Email from Lin Xiaojie (no idea who he/she is)
Seriously, "Horrible English" would probably be your answer from the tutor..

DISGUSTING BRISBANE (Spring) II

In Singapore, we usually put our shoes in the shoe bag


See! China girls drink 750ml of milk every morning
thats why they are bigger size than us!


Errmm... why is the cubical door on the floor?
Photo from Myer Centre

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! =D

BABYFACE poster 22 Oct 2010
Come on! You can use a better poster girl
Seriously!


I like to read silly/crude messages in the cubicals
Some of them are really funny!

MRT LIFT

Contribution by Responsible Citizen, Ming
(same name as me, but its not me)

MRT lifts are designed for the middle-aged
Senior citizens please wait for your turn!

More disgusting people at
http://disgustingpeople.blogspot.com/

FREE RAZER GEEK PACK

FREE RAZER GEEK PACK


RAZER is giving away free keyboards, mouse blah blah IT geeky gaming stuff worth over $500! Just need to fill in your name/email/country of residence. GLHF!
http://razerzone.com/

This is not a scam./virus/wadevergeekyterm.
Viruses do not speak Singlish hor! Hor? La? Leh? Lor?
Anyway they have 1,337 sets of geek stuff to give away.
Upon entering your email and stuff, you'll receive a confirmation mail.
Upon verification, you'll get to be in the Lucky Draw.

Ya.. Thats about it.
GLHF (good luck have fun), geeks!


http://mydemoninyou.blogspot.com/

SHARE-SHAO-PEE!

A funny episode happend to my Singaporean friend
when she called to collect her passport in Hong Kong
(My friend's lines are in BLUE)

*pressed "1" for English
*man who picked up spoke proper english and asked if he could help
*'i wanna know if my pp is ready for collection'
*'yes ma'am, please hold on for a second.'
*music plays*
*'WHHHHYYY??? dim yeung hor yi bong dou nei?'
*'hello, i 'd wanna know if my pp is ready for collection'
*'may i know your name please?'
*'sXXX sXXX pXX'
*'dang dang wait wait please spell it ar'
*spells name
*'ohhh share shao pee?'
*'err... no...' (before she finishes her sentence)
*' dang dang eh wait a mou ment i check.'
*'oh hahaha your passport last week already ready ar, haha i called u once u didnt pick up ar.'
*'oh, but i left my email with you as well right? i have been checking my mails everyday since my passport was approved. and i havent got any emails from you.'
*'yes ar, gum because my email spoy yel, sou i dont email yew la haha i only call u la. hahhaha'
*'err... what?' <--- i actually thought the email server was down
*'aiyah, because last weaak, my pc is dar-on, sou i cannot email you la hahaha, i chow called you law.'
*'er.. u mean you did not email me because your computer is down?'
*'yes ar but now okay ga la.'
*'alright, but i still didnt receive emails from you.'
*'yah i call u didnt pick up ar.'
*'any wey, your passi port already ready for connection, yew can come dar-on any time u want'
*'alright may i know who i'm speaking to?'
*'rin'
*'sorry?'
*'RIN'
*'R-I-N?'
*'no ar! eye reeen'
*'oh I-R-E-N-E?'
*'yes ar haha'
*'so do i look for u when i get there?'
*'no ar u just come duc la can already la.'
*'alright thank you and bye'
*'byebye!'

SPRING BREAK 2010

The beach was dirty as hell
with all the plastic bags and plastic cups
Irresponsible teenagers!
Hope they feel guilty after seeing some dead seagulls


Yea right!
Where were you guys when the drunk Abos
were smoking and scaring everyone on the train?
WHERE?


Morning Scene outside Coles
You see Aussies are pretty well-dressed
They even go to the supermarket in
proper pants and covered shoes (not all though)

Contribution by "Idiot"

Contribution by Responsible Citizen "Idiot"


7th month is over


private under cover HDB carpark

Taiwan 励志哥

Finally for this post, I would like to share a CASE STUDY
about this Taiwanese dude, 张富杰 who goes by a more famous name - 励志哥

What is this term "励志哥"?
Its used to describe men/women who are fucking hideous-looking
yet has a gorgeous partner
It was made famous by 张富杰 in December 2009
his forum nickname goes by - 励志哥
His famous quotes
只要肯去勾就有女。
(Mandarin: If you are willing, you will get a girl)
如果你还在抱怨上天对你不公平，麻烦你看看哥吧
(Mandarin: If you're still complaining about life being unfair, take a look at me!)

King Ming says
True! Stop blaming your bad luck with ladies/men!
You can always do something about it
If you're fat - Go slim down!
MBA Sammy Phua did a research and discover that 33% of the fat people
has a mental barrier which they used to comfort themselves
to acknowledge that being fat is
A. Inheritant B. Norm C. Acceptable

Wrong, wrong and wrong!
The biggest discrimination in the world is not against people with darker skin
it is with fat and obese people
How so? It is due to the lack of exercise, indulgence in bad posture and over-eating
And stop saying you have "big bone" - bad excuse!
If you have a bad personality - Practice kindness and be a better person!
If you are poor - Get a fucking job!
If you have ugly features - Get a plastic surgery! Or learn to apply make-up!
You are the master of your own life and destiny.
It is not God's will for you to take up 1.5 seats on public transportation
(quote: disgustingpeople.blogspot.com/)
If you have deformities - No one is stopping you from becoming a nice person!

ITS TIME TO WAKE UP, PEOPLE!
(Note: Throughout the 励志哥 segment, I did not mention Jay Ng Jiajin)

DISGUSTING BRISBANE (Spring)

I have no idea why Aussie juveniles love to smash glass
Every now and then (especially weekends)
They come out, got drunk and starts smashing things
I believe Aussies have a much bigger drinking problem than Indians
At least Indians beat up their wives at home
and do not behave as a public nuisance


I am a Complain King!
but seriously, I don't like the Librarian's attitude
I queued for 20min at the IT Helpdesk
and she just clicked on the Griffith University Website
and read aloud to me like I'm some illiterate China student
"Library and IT Help will not be able to provide any technical support beyond this self-help guide"
I replied "So you're not gonna offer any form of assistance?"
She simple nodded and smile at me.
Other librarians at least help me book an appointment with in-campus IT technicians
This is a BLOODY OUTRAGE! Shame on you!

Rules

I wonder why no one really cares about
the "food and beverage in lab" rules
Maybe following rules is a Singaporean thing..